fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

fr33kinmatt:

if a bitch u hate on the seat, just push her off with this handy dandy bitch movin’ seat

(Source: 12-gauge-rage, via dashingicecream)

collegehumor:

This HR dept doesn’t negotiate with Terrorists.

Finish reading This Is The Most Passive-Agressive Office Note Battle We’ve Ever Seen

(via secretgardenias)

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

littlemissmichigan:

wavy-crockett:

I won’t ever trust anyone again..

NOOOOOOO

(via secretgardenias)

iamrickyhoover:

Forever reblog haha

iamrickyhoover:

Forever reblog haha

(Source: the-flame-imperishable, via godzilaah)

troyes-lip-ring:

eremiel-fallen-angel:

kokorooji:

the-blog-of-random-shit:

janersm:

sexting-inchurch:

beautilation:

banasmagiccastle:

sarcasminc:

arigoato:

funny text posts arent my

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Puns like that could get you in

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give it a

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Yeah I think the joke might be falling

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This would probably be a lot funnier if I could read sheet music

It’s no one else’s fault that you aren’t that

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I don’t get this shit

IM CHUCKLING

OMFG

OMFG

(Source: kiryuuyoshiya, via nataliving)

dioburandou:

daemontool:

remember this show where this one dude had to guess what is he smelling and he put his nose into someones asshole and went “smells like ass” and the commentator went “correct” and this dude did the funniest expression ever. wheres that gif

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(via yubbzy)

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

samchekov:

heyfunniest:

WOW

If you ever feel bad about running a 16 minute mile

(Source: goldenclitoris, via secretgardenias)

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

thefearsomefanagle:

This gif always makes me stop. How did this man gain so much backward momentum? What kind of shoes is he wearing? I have so many questions

(Source: hauntedpenis11, via randomotaku)

goremet:

danyanimated:

So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

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what the fuck

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ridge:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 

ridge:

IM FUCKIN SCREAMING 

(via brittanamatters)

par·kour | pärˈko͝or

The activity or sport of moving rapidly through an area, typically in an urban environment, negotiating obstacles by running, jumping, and climbing.

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