everaftering:

thewhitemankilledthetruth:

me right now

Me today, yesterday, the day before. Probably tomorrow too

everaftering:

thewhitemankilledthetruth:

me right now

Me today, yesterday, the day before. Probably tomorrow too

(via lesbianmorrigan)

queenofadodi:

BEST FOURTH WALL BREAK IN TV HISTORY

(Source: femburton, via twointhe-morning)

livingforlegdays:

shut-up-and-commit-to-it:

"What about when you get old?"
Tattooed Seniors answer the question.

You will look fucking bad ass, is what will happen.

i hope i look as good as them in 70 years

(Source: sordilezas)

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

did-you-kno:

J&D’s Foods sells bacon condoms so you can “make your meat look like meat.” Source

the-she-celt:

happyspider6:

just-a-skinny-boy:

The sun isn’t bright just because I say it is. It just is. It was bright before I even knew the word for bright. I didn’t decide what it is, I acknowledged what it is.

You aren’t worth something just because I say you are. You just are. You were worth something before I even said anything. I didn’t decide that you are, I acknowledged that you are.

This is what I mean when I say “You are worth it.”

This is great.

I have no words.

(via secretgardenias)

dcgcharlie:

starscreamsswayinghips:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:
The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.
The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.
This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.


If you watch close enough you can see her drop back into a stance because she fucking knows he’s gonna try to show his “dominance” and come at her.

dcgcharlie:

starscreamsswayinghips:

shamelesslyunladylike:

himitsubasa:

copperkiwi:

ninjaeyecandy:

4gifs:

Bully messes with karate champ. [video]

The source video is very, very worth watching. A few things to point out:

The young woman in the dark coat is continually trying to escape from the man. She has spoken to him, she’s pulled away, she’s even tried to walk away before he dragged her back. She hit him as a last resort but it didn’t do anything, he just got more aggressive.

The girl in the white jacket was walking by, recognized that a bad situation was happening, stopped, and intervened. At 0:28 she calls the man out, and continues to call him out until he breaks off attacking the young woman in the dark coat and turns his aggression on her. At which point she defends herself—and then she escorts the young woman in the dark coat safely away.

This is a hero.

Bringing this back.

GIRL POWER

The woman in the white jacket is Olga Ivanova, taekwondo world champion. That kick must have hurt like hell.

Tae Kwon Do Champion. You fucked up, bro.

If you watch close enough you can see her drop back into a stance because she fucking knows he’s gonna try to show his “dominance” and come at her.

(Source: 4gifs, via pancakeshio)

velvetqueer:

uhmwillowsomething:

huesosmccoy:

why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that

uh 

because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”

and not the slang word for the female genital region?

literally no one else knows this. nobody. 

(Source: littlemixens, via secretgardenias)

riningear:

levithedisneyprincess:

xdw94xd:

This is apparently coming out in 3 days.

In 3 days, I’m going to start to be a total jogging addict, I think

I’ve been beta testing it and I can confirm it’s actually the greatest app ever. Full iOS release date is as specified, Android release this Spring.

It’s so intense, at one point during the first mission when radio contact was lost, I could hear them trying to contact me “Can you hear us?!” and I literally grabbed the mic and shouted, “I CAN HEAR YOU WHAT DO I DO?” even though that’s not how it works.

I’m just glad nobody was near me.

Alright yall sit your asses down I’m telling you a story

I have this app and it is one of my best purchases I’ve ever had. It endorses your running and makes you work.

The only downside is that it is fucking terrifying. One time, I was running, and got surrounded by zombies. Groaning and shuffling from all angles. And I have never ran that fast in my entire life. I completed my course(which usually takes 15 mins) in 5. I was also screaming a bit. I got some really weird looks, too.

So, morale of the story: This is a fucking scary app and I recommend it 100%.

HEY SIT YO ASSES DOWN LET’S CHAT ABOUT WHAT A GREAT APP THIS IS. 

I’ve had this app for, what, two years now? Yeah. Two years. 

Literally the best investment of my life. Yes, better than SAT tutors, personal fitness training, college, and art class, though these are all things that are important and helped me take steps towards being awesome. But this app might be literally saving my ass. 

So first I downloaded the Zombies, Run! app on the Android. What does this app have? And the above stories are true - you can set your app to a GPS chase (or accelerometer but that’s really annoying because phones aren’t built for that) and zombies will chase you. And they’re groaning over your music and everything. 

But what changed my life for the better was the Zombies, Run! 5k training app, only $2.

THAT’S RIGHT, AN 8-WEEK COUCH-TO-5K TRAINING, THEMED IN THE ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE, FOR ONLY TWO FUCKING DOLLARS.

You don’t even need the original app. But the original app’s storyline enhances this one, and vice versa. 

Now, you might be like, what? That can’t be right. Pay $2 to train for a 5k in the course of only two months? HELL FUCKIN’ YEAH YOU HEARD ME RIGHT. 

image

This is me being a massive lonely nerdass at the Color Me Rad a month ago. Granted, that race had more hills than I cared for (I trained on a flat boardwalk), but I still ran. And before that, only halfway through the program, I ran the Electric Run 5k with my also-nerdass boyfriend. Yeah, ran it. Hell yeah. 

And I clocked in a 11:41 mile yesterday on the treadmill. A year ago I couldn’t even run for more than a minute without wanting to stop and roll over off the boardwalk onto the beach. 

And what’s better: I’m seeing my blood sugar levels drop. Yeah, I’m diabetic, and this is actually helping my fat diabetic ass. So along with a better diet and a totally rad EDM playlist, this game is literally saving me. It’s helping me get up, get active, and finally start loving to run. 

Okay, but enough about me.

What else does this game have that you should 100% get behind?

  • Indie developers! 
  • …that actually respond to their players! 
  • Canon queer representation! 
  • Canon diversity! 
  • Continued content! 
  • An AWESOME community! 
  • DID I ALREADY MENTION CANON QUEER AND RACIAL REPRESENTATION!?
  • Continuously updated content! 

They’ve been recognized by all sorts of British media, and after this app got big, Six To Start was funded by the British government to help develop an app for walkers! 

This is literally one of the best apps on the market.

Please support this app for awesome INDIE APPS, FUN FITNESS, AND REPRESENTATION

(Source: listeningtociociosan, via secretgardenias)

l4dyboner:

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

a-fighting-goddess:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Yessss

i’m both excited and terrified 

this is a weapon of mass destruction..

l4dyboner:

glenn-rhee-pizzaboy:

a-fighting-goddess:

fitfoxyfree:

davedash:

memewhore:

Don’t just erase bad memories. Wipe your hard drive.

This was made by the Devil himself 

Oh my god

Yessss

i’m both excited and terrified 

this is a weapon of mass destruction..

(via roxystyle)

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

clockest:

I HAVENT STOPPED LAUGHING AT THIS 

(Source: ketzele, via pancakeshio)

littleredqueen:

dynastylnoire:

brownglucose:

negritaaa:

niggaimdeadass:

lifeworkfun:

Meet The First Woman To Make It Into The FDNY’s Calendar Of Heroes. Danae Mines became one of the few female firefighters in the New York City Fire Department (FDNY) 11 years ago, despite her family telling her that only men joined the department. This year, she broke down another barrier by becoming the first woman to be featured in the FDNY’s 2015 Calendar of Heroes. She had been told that the honor was reserved for men, but when she saw the open call for firefighters, she went, despite feeling a little intimidated standing in line with more than 100 men.  There are currently only 41 women in the department, but perhaps the attention Danae is getting will increase that number. “I wanted my picture in the calendar so that young girls and young women can see me and know that they can do this job,” she told the New York Daily News.

YYYYYYYAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!

I am actually crying right now beCAUSE IT’S THE FUCKING YEAR OF THE BLACK GIRL AND I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

This is wonderful!!!

I will never get tired of reblogging this. Iconic

she’s so pretty too holy shit, got dem looks AND muscles!

littleredqueen:

dynastylnoire:

brownglucose:

negritaaa:

niggaimdeadass:

lifeworkfun:

Meet The First Woman To Make It Into The FDNY’s Calendar Of Heroes.

Danae Mines became one of the few female firefighters in the New York City Fire Department (FDNY) 11 years ago, despite her family telling her that only men joined the department.

This year, she broke down another barrier by becoming the first woman to be featured in the FDNY’s 2015 Calendar of Heroes. She had been told that the honor was reserved for men, but when she saw the open call for firefighters, she went, despite feeling a little intimidated standing in line with more than 100 men.

There are currently only 41 women in the department, but perhaps the attention Danae is getting will increase that number. “I wanted my picture in the calendar so that young girls and young women can see me and know that they can do this job,” she told the New York Daily News.

YYYYYYYAAAAASSSSSSSSSS!!!

I am actually crying right now beCAUSE IT’S THE FUCKING YEAR OF THE BLACK GIRL AND I’VE BEEN WAITING SO LONG FOR THIS

This is wonderful!!!

I will never get tired of reblogging this. Iconic

she’s so pretty too holy shit, got dem looks AND muscles!

(via lesbianmorrigan)

itsstuckyinmyhead:

School and Tumblr

(via shakingcabello)

narc1ssistic-asshole:

swan2swan:

glennoconnell:

Elsa no

The crossover no one anticipated

(via pancakeshio)